now clean up this wrecked-ass kitchen, lover!!

I DON’T THINK THAT DUMBFUCK OF AN ECTORELATION EVER FIGURED OUT WHAT HE WANTED HIS ROLE TO BE IN ALL OF THIS. SOMETIMES HE WAS A MATCHMAKER, AND SOMETIMES HE WAS TRYING TO PROTECT JADE FROM SOME IMAGINED SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITIES. WHATEVER HE WAS DOING AT THE TIME, HE PUT ALL OF WHAT PASSES FOR HIS CUNNING INTO IT.

oh shut up, it was sweet!! i love john, he just meant his best <3

WELL… I GUESS.

((due to personal and technical problems, updates may continue to be sporadic for the next couple of weeks. but don’t lose hope for more stranglebuddies! things should be leveling out fairly soon, and i’ll try to get updates in as i can until i get things flowing normally.))

pshhhhh, everything he does is annoying! <3

seriously though, there are SOME things, like… he’ll take EVERYTHING on the bed in the night! and he’ll make some sort of weird little nest over there and there’s no way that i can stop it…

but i guess in the end i get to be part of his weird little alien snuggle cocoon, so it’s actually not that bad! sometimes it’s a strife, though, hehe

I HAD TO TELL HER PRETTY QUICK, YEAH.

BECAUSE HER MIND WAS ALWAYS IN THE FUCKING GUTTER AND SHE WOULDN’T STOP BRINGING IT UP.

it was not!! i was curious!!!

FINE, WHATEVER. I GUESS IT’S MY OWN FAULT FOR MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL ABOUT THE SUBJECT WHEN WE WERE YOUNGER, I SORT OF BACKED MYSELF INTO A CORNER BY TREATING IT LIKE THIS HUGE TABOO SUBJECT… IT WAS KIND OF INEVITABLE THAT I WAS GOING TO HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO HER, ALL THINGS CONSIDERED.

:p

stop TALKING to yourself, silly!!

BUT THAT GUY IS SUCH AN ASS.

siiigh :/

((i threw in a little extra color, to commemorate my stranglebuddies homecoming, but as far as i know i’m back off of that unexpected haitus! i love everyone for sticking around, not to mention how generally great you all are. hope this is cute enough!))

I… CAN’T. NO.

(but he lets me brush his hair sometimes! he likes it, but shh, you didn’t hear it from me ;) )

More Convenient, Less Dashboard Clogging Valentine’s Day

~SOME TIME LATER~

WE… HAD AN INTERESTING VALENTINE’S NIGHT.

but a good one! first valentine’s together, couldn’t have been better <3

((I know it’s late, but it’s still Valentine’s Day SOMEWHERE. So Happy Valentine’s Day from Stranglebuddies! I’ve loved this blog and all of it’s followers, all of that mushy stuff in the spirit of the holidays.

Also, this one is REALLLY LONG. And I WANT to color it, but we’ll see what capacity I do that in.))